Santa Claus is worried
The snow is meltin' down
There's a hole up in the ozone
The north pole is looking brown
His rosy cheeks are tan
His belly is not so round
That red suit is much too warm now
Sweatin' off those excess pounds
It's too hot for a beard
He'll wear a red linen suit
Santa's got a brand new look
as he goes about his route
Rounding up the reindeer
Better leave before high tide
He's putting tires on the sled
Let's just hope they still can fly
Chorus
He'll need a new home next Christmas
but where in the world can he go?
there's nowhere on earth quite so perfect
and no place he'll find so much snow
It's lifestyle change for Old Saint Nick
but you know he will still find a way
to bring toys to all of the children
every year on Christmas Day
Bridge
Ringing those jingle bells
sending us all a warning
you won't be singing "White Christmas"
if we don't stop global warming
